Road Trip! | ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™

Somewhere in Tamarac

30 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Road Trip! Tags: bathtub, Florida

Sitting in a bathtub with a power-engine. I think, the natives call it a "jacuzzi". (@ Somewhere in Tamarac) http://t.co/3WTpLaqn

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 30, 2011

—

Stuck in the F-Word (Florida)

28 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Family, Li'l Ditties!, Road Trip! Tags: driving, Florida, tourist

Husband is driving like an annoying, 90-year-old tourist: 30mph in 45mph zone w/ blinkers flashing, but not turning. http://t.co/mkMoqJfx

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 28, 2011

—

My One-Week Road Trip Round-Up via FourSquare

27 Sep 2011 2 Comments

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Road Trip! Tags: Foursquare, Road trip

If this is screwed up, I don’t care; It’s my birthday and I’m tipsy on vino.

September 20th/ 21st

Jersey Turnpike, Jersey City, NJ…

~Yawn

***

Crazy Cat Land
Evering, Rosedale, Delaware

~This is too perfect (regarding my “Two Cats and a Pomeranian” drama)! I think that we’re getting really near to Maryland though.

***

Big Chubby’s Tubby

Cocktail Bar – 4 Southwick Drive, Wilmington, Delaware

~Okay… we were 413 miles away, but I couldn’t resist.

***

APlus at Sunoco
Coffee Shop – 1120 Township Line Road, Chester, Pennsylvania

~Picked up a goody (post cat disaster); Who needs Febreze when there is Fake Chanel No 5?

Waiting at Lyons Towing to fix our truck, next door.

***

Maggie Moo’s
Ice Cream Shop – 1515 Stafford Market Pl, Stafford, Virginia

~I sacrificed myself with More

Just a Typical Day in South Florida

26 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage..., Road Trip! Tags: Elderly in Florida

Elderly woman in FL grocery power-rolling w/attitude in scooter w/basket yelling across store in NY accent, "STANLEY! STAAANLEY!!!" #Classic

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 26, 2011

—

Trinidad and Japan: Freak of Nature In-Laws

24 Sep 2011 2 Comments

by Heidi Nakanishi in Family, Road Trip! Tags: In-laws, mother, mother-in-law, son-in-law

Mother and son-in-law are (nauseatingly) bonding… and plotting against the diva. Uuugghhh… #immigrants. >;/

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 24, 2011

—

Road Trip: South Florida– The Making of a Golden Girl

23 Sep 2011 2 Comments

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage..., Road Trip! Tags: caftan, Road trip, South Florida

I've been caftan-ed {whimper}. http://t.co/ETz2oNj8

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 23, 2011

—

Road Trip: Destination #1 — Broward County, Florida

23 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage..., Road Trip! Tags: Leopard print, Road trip, slippers, South Florida

‎… and there is a matching bowl in the house. I'm in South Florida hell. ***HELP!!!*** http://t.co/Pv5hjjnz

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 23, 2011

—

Road Trip: Git Yur Hair Did Salon – South Carolina

22 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage..., Road Trip! Tags: ghetto, hair salon, Road trip, South Carolina, travel

https://twitter.com/#!/HeidiNakanishi/status/116908595773325312

—

Road Trip: Small-Time Crime in South Carolina

22 Sep 2011 Leave a comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Li'l Ditties!, Road Trip!, Travel! Tags: Hustle, Road trip, South Carolina, travel

https://twitter.com/#!/HeidiNakanishi/status/116905820796616704

—

Road Trip: Somewhere in Pennsylvania

21 Sep 2011 1 Comment

by Heidi Nakanishi in Bitter~Bitch Rants..., Li'l Ditties!, Road Trip! Tags: Crappy truck, exhausting day, faulty battery, holey hose

Now, I know why the rental office for our truck (in Jersey City) was so nice: GUILT.

Never trust a company whose automated phone system says, “If you’ve called, previously, for roadside assistance and need additional help, press 2.”

They’re ruining ~EVERYONE~

Uuuuggghhh…

12 hours ago,we were finally leaving our house after a faulty battery in our truck rental. Now, it has a burst hose & we've barely left NYC.

— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) September 21, 2011

The faces of exhaustion on seven minutes of sleep since Tuesday morning…