The Devil Made Her Do It

I had to quickly check on my very Christian, 78-year-old mother to make sure that she hadn’t been murdered and robbed when I heard Eminem’s “Lighters” ~blaring~ from her bedroom instead of gospel.

There she was, pleasantly cleaning and listening to the program transition on 99 JAMZ, a Florida radio station.


When I confronted the matriarch, she giggled with a hint of sarcasm, responding, “I know that you only like western (country) music.”


A late-life crisis? I think, not. I’m leaning toward possession…

The devil made her do it.

Once I heard another rap tune follow with lyrics to the effect of:  “…she said they were real, I know by how they feel…”, I turned off the radio.

Mommy quickly came back to normal.

©2011 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™


6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. conniewalden
    Oct 01, 2011 @ 20:27:30

    You are very, very funny. Thanks for sharing your humor. Connie


  2. Marsha
    Oct 01, 2011 @ 23:30:44

    In order to rid her of the demon, you must light 116 white candles, chant to JayZ, and this is very important, play an aria for Carmen by the metropolitan opera.


  3. Marsha
    Oct 01, 2011 @ 23:32:11

    why does Mike look so shooked and disgusted by your drinking habits?>>>>>>


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