Today’s trip to Walmart with my mother:
Husband (as he drives): “Heidi, what is the temperature in Florida?”
Heidi: “I don’t know, my iPhone is set for New York. I’ll have to check.”
Mommy: “Heidi, why are we driving this far to get to Walmart? I’m sure that there is a closer one to the house.”
Husband: “Yeah, are we driving to Washington?”
Heidi: “That’s the only Walmart, I know.”
Mommy: “This is so far.”
Heidi (with slow-running iPhone, trying to connect to the Weather Channel, now struggling to More
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