When life’s not so delightful
And, family ties are more than frightful
And optimism has no place to grow
Let it go, let it go, let it gooooo!
Ode to Misery (in the style of “Let It Snow”)
28 Mar 2012 Leave a comment
in Family, Li'l Ditties! Tags: family, Misery, optimism, release
Holiday Love!
25 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Li'l Ditties! Tags: season's greeting!
~~***MERRY HANNUKWANZAAMAS!!!***~~
— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) December 24, 2011
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Forced to Swap
12 Dec 2011 2 Comments
in Li'l Ditties! Tags: caftan, clothes swapping, kung fu master
https://twitter.com/#!/HeidiNakanishi/status/146254790014402560
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On the Wrong Side of the Law
05 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Geisha~Giggles!, Li'l Ditties! Tags: speeding tickets, the law
I was just flattered by someone who was under the assumption that my fabulous “ChocolateGeisha charm” {ahem} could swagger me out of a “Sammy Hagar, ‘I can’t drive 55’, roadside situation” with a cop (most likely on a holiday quota or bitter for being the unsexy relative of the “Dukes of Hazard“.
WRONG!
I’m that person who talks herself INTO a ticket; I don’t bother to lie, grovel or kiss ass. I’m just like, “Yeah, I did it. Here’s my license and some other dirt on me that you don’t know about.” Hahahahaa…
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The Geisha’s Got Something to Say!
04 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage... Tags: advice, family, inspiration, relationships
ChocolateGeisha is thinking about “spilling the sake” and her two-cents in an advice column. Her layman’s opinion on family, relationships and inspiration could be of value to someone.
What might you enjoy seeing her babble about in a blog?
Go on… SPILL IT!
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I Want You… I Knead You!
02 Nov 2011 2 Comments
in Li'l Ditties!, Love & Marriage!, Random Spillage... Tags: activities for couples, feet, linkedin, massage, mutual foot massage, romantic gestures
http://twitter.com/#!/HeidiNakanishi/status/131535722451701761
During our latest episode of “Healing the Hooves”, my husband (the samurai) and I (wretched shrew) went for random, no-frills dry rubbing (oooh… sounds dirty) to conquer the cramps of our beaten arches and twinkle toes with flickers that needed recharging– simple, yet sensational. In the future, however, completely away from our laptops and “lazy day” attitudes, we just might pull out the fun, creamy, oily props for our very own “Shiatsu Olympics”.
Our sessions are usua
lly impromptu, but frequent enough that we understand each other’s non-verbal signals of puppy-dog eyes and out-stretched limbs in our playmate’s direction to silently shout (in Michael Buffer fashion), “Let’s Get Ready to RUB-le!!!”
One of the great things about simultaneous stimulation (feet, people, feet… focus!) is being able to More
The Bitch Only Speaks Japanese
24 Oct 2011 2 Comments
in Bitter~Bitch Rants..., Family, Geisha~Giggles!, Li'l Ditties! Tags: betrayal, cat, favoritism
BITCH… or whatever one calls an ungrateful, female cat who blows off her human mother… the one who RESCUED HER from ABANDONMENT outside of their condo, ignoring her husband’s disapproval, only to later bond with that same, reluctant, samurai father.
This is the man who protested having another kitty taking up residence then, when the door shut behind us, to our unit, acted as though he had pushed her out of his womb during childbirth, and argued, for A WEEK, about what we could name the feline.
Now, when hubby (in a heavy, Japanese accent) yells out, “Chloe-san! Chloe-san! Run, Chloe, run!” She doesn’t just do the normal cat food commercial, twinkle-toes, “skipping to her food” move, but actually GALLOPS, like a HORSE to that man, I married.
When I call “Miss Thing” by her proper name, she kind of just looks over her shoulder at me, with a cold glance, rolls her eyes and starts walking away, in the opposite direction (unless she’s in the mood for some maternal affection, of course).
Is this because her older, furry siblings, eight and 10 years her senior, are territorial about me and try to bully her away from my attention? I don’t know.
ANIMALS LOVE ME!!!
THIS IS WRONG!!!!
“Hot Sake” (my spouse) knows it, too, and loves to play the devil by telling me that the independent brat of a “Papa’s girl” likes to lovingly exclaim, “Hi, Daddy!” then, immediately change to an annoyed expression to ask, “Where’s Heidi?”
NO RESPECT!
Even more appalling, they look alike…
Look at that chick’s resentment… annoyed that I interrupted their quality time.
Uuggghhh…
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