“To Whom It May Concern: I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but sometimes, the dullest knife can be most DANGEROUS: DON’T F*^& w/ ME.”
~ChocolateGeisha
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©2012 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™
“To Whom It May Concern:…
21 May 2012 Leave a comment
Ode to Misery (in the style of “Let It Snow”)
28 Mar 2012 Leave a comment
in Family, Li'l Ditties! Tags: family, Misery, optimism, release
When life’s not so delightful
And, family ties are more than frightful
And optimism has no place to grow
Let it go, let it go, let it gooooo!
Misery and the Dried-Up Fountain of Youth
11 Mar 2012 4 Comments
I can’t stand chronologically young people with defeatist, old attitudes.
— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) March 11, 2012
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Holiday Love!
25 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Li'l Ditties! Tags: season's greeting!
~~***MERRY HANNUKWANZAAMAS!!!***~~
— ChocolateGeisha (@HeidiNakanishi) December 24, 2011
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©2011 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™
Forced to Swap
12 Dec 2011 2 Comments
in Li'l Ditties! Tags: caftan, clothes swapping, kung fu master
https://twitter.com/#!/HeidiNakanishi/status/146254790014402560
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©2011 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™
On the Wrong Side of the Law
05 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Geisha~Giggles!, Li'l Ditties! Tags: speeding tickets, the law
I was just flattered by someone who was under the assumption that my fabulous “ChocolateGeisha charm” {ahem} could swagger me out of a “Sammy Hagar, ‘I can’t drive 55’, roadside situation” with a cop (most likely on a holiday quota or bitter for being the unsexy relative of the “Dukes of Hazard“.
WRONG!
I’m that person who talks herself INTO a ticket; I don’t bother to lie, grovel or kiss ass. I’m just like, “Yeah, I did it. Here’s my license and some other dirt on me that you don’t know about.” Hahahahaa…
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©2011 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™
The Geisha’s Got Something to Say!
04 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
in Li'l Ditties!, Random Spillage... Tags: advice, family, inspiration, relationships
ChocolateGeisha is thinking about “spilling the sake” and her two-cents in an advice column. Her layman’s opinion on family, relationships and inspiration could be of value to someone.
What might you enjoy seeing her babble about in a blog?
Go on… SPILL IT!
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©2011 Heidi Rodney-Nakanishi and ChocolateGeisha Spills the Sake!™
How to Date a Homeless Guy
22 Nov 2011 Leave a comment
in Doomed Dating and the Foreign Man Tags: "New York City", dating, dating younger man, drummer, homeless, May-December romance, musician, Washington Square Park
… with tender, loving care and lots of Febreze®, but we’ll get to “fragrance management” later.
This is not a dig to people living on the streets. This really happened to me… NO LIE.
It’s not as pathetic, on my part, as it sounds (Okay -maybe- it was.)
He was a young, Eastern European from the country of Georgia, and hot— a scruffy cross between Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell, not to mention–
a DRUMMER.
(Ohhhh, yes… it’s all coming clear and a lot more palatable for you, huh? Don’t answer that.)
The swarthy percussionist, 16 years my junior, claimed to be working on an online degree in international law or something like that, through a program from his homeland. I believed him… he was smart as a whip and a true hustler. The former was because both of his parents were professors, back on his native soil… the latter, from trying to survive the streets of New York.
No matter where he was, he’d have his portable drum kit and some sort of classic literature to read. He actually introduced me to the beautiful work of
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